Feel Good Episode 3

Oops its been a while, my bad. but I’ve had shit to do. But here we are with Episode 3, it’s a goodie and quite pivotal in the relationship between Mae and George. In a good way, I think? But as ever, the challenge of watching and typing remains. But without further ado, welcome to Episode 3!

Ooo we’re back kids! And I’m super excited for this!

And we start with group and someone has nine Boyfriend’s and her husband doesn’t know?!?!? Ahh addictive personality. I get it. They’re impulsive people. Fairs. But seriously?!?! NINE.

Maggie’s daughter: hates her but, Maggie needs her. Mae is still anxious about George, but they’re good. Maybe. “The greatest love story ever told” says Mae… now where have I heard that one before? 

But she hasn’t met Georges friends… yet. Damn. 

Mae then goes to Georges work because George wants Mae to ‘screw her in a cupboard at school’ haha! I wonder if they get caught?

Ooo and they’re going to screw in a cupboard and Mae brought a strap on… but George wouldn’t suit a massive cock? And now Mae has been shoved in a cupboard whilst Joyce walks in to tell her about a hot new person at work… Mae just… LOVES that. And loves being in a cupboard.

Turns out being in a closet isn’t Mae’s biggest turn on. Go figure. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY REFERENCES TO ROMEO & JULIET?!?!?!

Oh lol class has started and George has to leave and Mae is now stuck in a cupboard. Queue a vibrant arts and crafts moment… and glue sniffing. And origami cranes. Mae is mad and she has to leave by the window. How crude and humiliating. Red Flag Mae.

At work the boss is mad because everyone bombed. Badly. And the common denominator for Mae bombing is usually her messy love life. 

‘I really like it when your insecure, because when your insecure you touch your hair a lot and its really fit’ Jesus George! Mae massive red flag there hun!

And how is George going to make it up to Mae? Mae can’t cum. And what’s this about Susan Sarandon? Is this supposed to be a turn on? Apparently it’s working? I don’t think George is really into this….yeah she isn’t. And now Phil is doing something hella loud. So what does Mae want? Role play! … Is this about role play or this about Mae wanting to be more involved in Georges life? Like meet her friends and her family…

Ooo a sex shop with Oolong Tea. I like tea. And Binky wants to meet Jonathan Crenshaw. Ha! Like that’s going to happen. So now they’re asking a sex shop worker about how to make someone cum. And we’re back to role-play. And George is in for the tea. And even the sex shop owner sees Binky as a bitch. Binky get a clue.

Ooo its Maggie's daughter Lava. But she wants to known as ‘Laura’ and she came to see Mae at the comedy club! 

Did Mae mean it? About Maggie being good? And Mae is like yes of course! I don’t think Laura believes her. But Maggie is Mae’s rock! 

Is it Maes problem that she can’t cum? Laura says that if she was dating Mae: instantly cum!

Dear sweet lord George is all dressed up … as a policewoman… and I love the ‘I’m arresting you for… war crimes and you can’t speak to your lawyer because his kids got ALS’ dear lord George is making a dogs dinner of this. And WOW that’s a huge strap on. Even Mae says it’s too big. But Mae doesn’t want to be her Girl friend only when they’re alone together. Nice reference to Rapunzel btw. Creepy, unnerving. But I see the point and Mae is right George, that is defo not ‘fit’. RED FLAG. But it turns out George is just scared and Mae can’t cum because she doesn’t feel safe. But Binky is having a party and George decides to go with Mae. Fuck. 

Oh dear, George has just told Mae that Binky and Co. all think she has a boyfriend (not a girlfriend) called Jonathan Crenshaw…and Mae is devastated. Uh oh. 

So Binky thinks Mae is a lesbian and has a friend who is gay, but ’I am seeing someone but she’s kind of an asshole so I don’t think it’s going to last’ Mae you are an icon. 

Huh. Hoggy Dunlop. And Hoggy is Jonathan’s mum. And Cynthia- the lesbian- super awkward. 

Oh Mae is a little lost and Binky’s friends are all… muppets (that’s me being nice)  and Mae just wants to go home, George take Mae home. 

Ooo George are you about to come out?!?!? No because Binky is distracted but Binkys friends are. yikes. 

Mae says to George that she won the lottery because George is surrounded by people who want fuck her whilst Mae is surrounded by people who would’ve bullied her in high school. Oh Binky’s back, is something going on? And George says… No, obviously not. RED. FLAG. Get your shit together!

BLOODY HELL GEORGE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!! Massive a-hole moment there hun. Because Mae… oh Mae. She needs a hug. And she goes to Maggie’s and Maggie is so happy because Laura came into her life. And she’s just. So . Happy. 

George is smashed. At least she called Jared a rat. (Ham guy, remember?) But now she’s being thrown in the air. And now there’s blood everywhere and people are screaming. George is screaming. This is a massive farce! ‘Is it bad?’ Yes George it is bad. And now she’s asking for corn? Oh she means Mae… because Mae looks like corn. Okay then. 

Laura is curious about Mae and still knows that Mae can’t cum. Laura it’s saying that Mae is wasting her time with George’ don’t let her shame rub off on you it’ll give you bad posture’.

Binky is calling and Mae is panicking because George is in the hospital. And Mae is running. And George is… very very high. And George says she’s an idiot and that she loves Mae. What’s in her bag? WOW that’s a strap on.. and the doc is, yikes and Binky is just in a fit of giggles. But George has eyes for no-one but Mae and look they’re kissing and making up. Nice.

Oh no Mae don’t take those drugs. Don’t -Oh, Mae. What’re you doing? This’ll end in tears.